So, last night J and I went out for karaoke with his friends. (I have yet to sing at the place…don’t ask me why, I’m not usually shy, but I think it’s just because it singing. Ok really it makes no sense to me, whatever, I digress.)
I sat down on one side of the table, he sat on the other because the two tables were practically full already. Then this skanky looking broad comes up behind him and leans over to hug him, and it’s like he’s a life raft and she won’t let go! And I think she was sliming the side of his face or something too, I was trying not to look, it hurt my eyes. Remember Slmier from Ghostbusters…yeah, get that pic in your head. :P I turned to our friend and asked, who is that bitch? She said, oh that’s a nasty skanky bitch, Josie. I said, “Well if she doesn’t get off him pretty soon I’m gonna kick her a$$!!!” She said, “Oh no honey, I’ll beat you to her!” Shortly after this exchange she came up for air. And J said, this is my gf Sara. She kinda looked at me and did something with her hand, like she’s the freakin’ queen of England, like I’m supposed to kiss her grimey hand. (Ewww.) Finally she slinked back to her corner of the room.
So the entire night she kept glaring at me. I thought it was great. I was like, real classy, bitch. Whatever, I just knew it was the perfect story for my blog. :) Some time later her goon came over while J had his arm around me and said, “Josie would like to talk to you when you have a minute. If you’re not busy.” So J, being the polite person that he is, gave me a kiss and went to see what skanky hoe wanted. He came back to sit with me shortly thereafter and said she invited him, and ME to her birthday party on Tuesday. I laughed out loud and said, Oh No! We’re busy Tuesday!!!! He said, well I can make up some excuse. I said, No, I don’t care if you make an excuse or not, tell her we’re NOT coming. (Hell I don’t want to catch something on the walk up to the door!!) Yuck.
You know, I’m not sure, but as I think about it, I’m thinking she probably hasn’t given him that warm of a welcoming in a long time, she just was nosy and jealous as to who I was. Well, she can rest assured now that she knows who I am. Let’s hope she doesn’t become a regular there because I really like getting to hang out with everyone. (And of course, everyone loves me so far. I’m usually pretty easy to get along with!) :)
Apparently I’m not crazy; our other friends saw her glaring at me all night as well. It kinda gave me the warm fuzzies inside. :D lol I mean, we all KNOW I have nothing to worry about. But it was good for a story all night, and for my blog, so really, if I wasn’t scared of catching something, I might thank her. NAH!
2 years ago